Shock story! Gaga accused of taking part in Satanic ritual!

Our very own Mother Monster has been accused of partaking in a Satanic ritual, after supposedly leaving a blood filled bathtub in a hotel in London last summer.

The incident has just been reported by a concierge from the Intercontinental Hotel in the cities capital.

The worker has now revealed that she believes Gaga was taking "bathing in blood as part of a Satanic ritual".

The worker went on to say that "Lady Gaga left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind".

I call bullshit! If it supposedly happened last summer, why did the concierge wait this long to report it? Another said atrocity contributed to greed... some jerk trying to make money off of Mother Monster. Well try again, fool, because we don't believe you!